Tioman Trip! - A collection of jokes

Besides snorkeling, trekking, trying to spot nanosized animals (weeell, compared to the whole jungle they are that small) and starring at stars, the crazy bunch (more like only 5 ppl) of fourtenders entertained themselves and amused the rest.. um including TEACHERS. So I shall record down the funny stuff that i can remember (: in no chronological order

#1
SJ: Okay let me tell you the story of the story of the spanish princess and prince!!
KY: aiya they surely fall in love i know
SJ: NO wait la, let me finish (so the story goes....)
JO: Oh so the prince died?
SJ: NO
KY: Oh so the princess died?
SJ: NO LA
KY: SO THEY BOTH DIED LA?
SJ: NOOO, they didn't die larh.
R & WY: HAHAHAHHAHAX

#2
SJ: nvm let me tell you the name of the prince okay. HE'S SO HOT OMG
SJ: Okay his name is artemei demidevich (i hope i spelt this correctly but anyway sj pronounced it in a hurry)
KY: what??? did i hear damnitdamnit??
SJ: ARH it is DEMIDEVICH let me spell it for you okay....
KY: Oh so it is ARTEMEI damnitdamnit!
SJ: arhhh. NO! and it is supposed to be kyznapsov, not snapshot!
JO: *gives the joey look*

#3
SJ: I think at the end of chorus of stay, there's sth like po po ma ni jo
R & Jo: okay we will listen to it....... NO la, it is po po mo ru!
- so this argument last all the way until we were on the coach back to Singapore -
until.....
WY: i shall listen to stay again.. AIYA it's po po ma ni jo la!
R: wait let me listen again. OH okay. its po po mo ru ma ni jo.
dots

#4
WY is walking towards the sea to join qi and the rest for a swim
Coming towards her is Mr D, with his hands near his face
WY mistook him as someone taking pictures
so she goes NO NO NO NO NO, while she tried to swim so that only her head is shown
and then Mr D came nearer and said, you know you can actually walk here? (OMG LA)
WY pretend nothing happened and said sth and then swam towards qi.
SIGH (SJ passed her disease to me)

#5
Jo: I wan to see ISHII!
SJ: WY saw him you noe
Jo: Oh wy what did you do when you see him?
WY: *gives the smiley silly look* like that la
WY continues: oh you can do this when you see him *did a small side rubbishy body wave*
Jo: no, i shall do the aldrin t look
*MR T TURNS TO LOOK AT THE BACK*
Jo: oh crap!

#6 (we are in the cruise)
SJ: soooo cold here!
WY: get your jacket la!
SJ: no! they are using it. if not you want me to take the life jacket up there is it
WY: lol
Ms L to Mr T: they are saying they want to take the life jacket *point to the bulky orangy jackets*
*MR T GRABS THE JACKET AND EXAMINED THEM*

#7 - thank you letter to our instructor
To the king of the sea cucumbers:
Thank you for bearing with our cucumber like behaviour and sth sth sth
We were amazed at your patience.
Thank you for not throwing us into the sea or jumping off the boat
We were amzed
Thank you for letting us see the stars (even though we know you are probably afraid of the dark)
I forgot this line
Thanks for sharing your experience and knowledge with us. You are a smart Tioman endemic sea cucumber!

while i can't remember what else we said that were super funny but there were loads i guess. and i think Mr T is definitely amused by SJ with her um cucumber like behaviour(but the thing is cucumber always squirt water or silky threads, i guess sj must be endemic since she always burry her head into her shirt???). lol. And then we sang and played bridge in our rooms until the ppl next door (in bunk 5) have to knock on our wall and come over to ask us to shut up. Anyway, this trip is both an enriching and enjoyable and surprisingly amusing experience. HA